For anyone done with the Valentine’s Day circus, this shirt delivers the perfect dose of unbothered, anti-V-Day energy. The cracked, spiked heart makes it clear your emotional gates are closed for maintenance (temporarily… we hope), while your tagline, “No Valentine, No Problema,” lets everyone know you’re not faking it. A cathartic uniform for anyone sitting it out this year.

• Asphalt med-gray color is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight, pre‑shrunk fabric — soft and breathable, and easy to wear
• Printed on demand — each shirt is made especially for your order